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Happy Halloween
Let's Go Trick or Treatin'
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This one time I woke up, and I was in a pool
And I looked up and it was a glass ceiling
And I could see up it, was a night sky
It was as dark as could be
I could see the Moon
I was floating, having a grand ol' time
Then it started getting a little foggy
And it started to smell, like that familiar scent we all know
Started to smell like that flower
That Herb that we all know and love
And I looked around, all of a sudden I couldn't see nothing
It was starting to get white, it was starting to smell real bad
Like some of the dankest skunk you ever done had
And then all of a sudden, I realized...
I WAS IN A BONG
A BOOOOONNNNNNGGG
AND I WAS GETTING SMOKED LIKE DIRT WEED
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Yr Cursed
You've All Been Cursed
Yr Gonna Go to Hell Like ME
Where You Can Get BAKED for Eternity
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Let's Go Trick or Treating
If you get a poisoned apple in your candy
Spit it Out, Give That Shit Back
Or Some Razor Blades in There
Or Sun Maid Raisins?! Toilet Paper Their House
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Woke Up a-Late this evenin'
'Bout a Half-Past the Full Moon's Glow
my head was spinning, My neck was aching
From my Pillow, A Cold Tombstone
I've Been Sleeping in A Graveyard
Some Bones Are My Sheets
I Need to Puke, I Got a Rash
I Need to Get Me a Drink!!
Occult 45
When I start my feastin'
I Kill Everyone in Sight
There Ain't Nobody
Then I Wrap My Claws Around an Ice Cold BLOOD Ligh!!
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Here Are Some Basic Instructions For Making your own Jack O Lantern!!
Pay Attention
First You Grab A Knife
Then You Grab a Gourd or a Pumpkin-like object
Sharpen the Blade
Insert the Knife
Into the Flesh of your Pumpkin
Cut It in a Circular way around the Dome
Open It Up
Pull Out the Ghosts
Let The Seeds Spill forth Upon The Table
It's OK if you Make a Mess
In Fact It's Very Good
Place The Knife Over the Eye Holes
Cut 2 Triangles and a Mouth
Light the Flame
Place the Flame inside Your Pumpkin
Now You Have Jack O' Lantern
Place it On Yr Porch or in your Kitchen
Have a very Spooky Holiday
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Have You Ever Been A Ghost?
Have you ever Felt the Touch of Death?
Have you been buried, and brought back
To scare the shit out of the people you met
In your lifetime, in your deathtime
Yr Killing people, with fright
Have You ever seen a ghost
From the 20th Century?
How bout one fro, before?
The 4th? The 5th? of even 100 B.C.?
Most of the people who ever existed, are dead
And they are ghosts, and they are outside yr window
Waiting to spook you, waiting to haunt you,
Waiting to take you to Hell with them
There's Cavemen Ghosts
There's Victorian Ghosts
There's Ancient Chinese Ghosts and There's Samurai Ghosts
There's all these spooky haunts, and all that they want
Is to Frighten you
But Baby, Baby All I
Baby, Baby All I Wanna
All i Wanna do
Is be a ghost with YOU
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Dirt Eggbart dug this tape up out of some Ancient Indian Cursed Earth right next to a crumblin Insane Asylum behind the old Abandoned Mill where Tom Robert's Boy fell to his death, and somehow got ground up by the old grindstone. All of this was across the street from a McDonalds witha lot of shady people sitting down refilling coffee cups with soda. Listen at yr own risk!
released November 12, 2013
Unpersonnell -
Spooky Spookson: Drums on "Happy Halloween", Vocals on "Als' Haunted Tale"
Spooklick McGarstein: Guitar on EVERYTHING except "Cursed Track" and "Occult 45"
Spook Gilbertspook: Wails
